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this is what his imaginary long island working class friends told him they wanted.
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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The average spawn from Scum Island would only tell him about how much they want to see Trump's ICE drag him out into the streets and beat him to death.
Schumer in his wimpy but lecturing voice: "The fascists are busy destroying the federal government and creating a fascist state. Vote for us because if you do - we might slow them down a little."
But you also have to donate to us too
I mean the Dems only real priority is Pissrael so what did people expect. Thats why the Vote blue crowd that insist things would be better under Kamala are totally delusional imho
Not fair. They also care about Zionists in the US.
Literally the safest people in the US making the safest aesthetic politics
Senator Schumer is in a hot tub given to him by this esteemed colleagues from across the aisle. It's made by GOP Enterprises and it comes with built-in GOPai.
"Senator Schumer - I'm going to tell you a story that will relax you. It will take many hours to tell."
"Many hours? I don't have that much time."
"Relax. Feel the bubbles. It's a racy story you'll love. You have time. You are the droid I was looking for."
"Oh, you know what? I think you're right!"
"There's a frog—"
"Wait! Is this the one with a scorpion? I hate unhappy endings. No unhappy endings!"
"It has a very, very happy ending. It's called The Boiling Frog..."