this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Ears almost freak me out more. We can instantly, with no thought, tell where a sound is coming from, to a high resolution. Even behind us! All based on how fast and loud the signal hits our ears at different times. The speed of sound is right there with a slightly slow bullet. We can differentiate the "ping time" between one side of our skull on the other. Fuck me that's wild!

Speaking of bullets, I can pick up the delay between firing something slow like a .45 or .22 and hitting a target a mere 40' away. How?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Are you saying that you can hear when I pick massive boogies out of my nose?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Another freaky thing; you can hear the difference between hot and cold water being poured. True fact

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Speak for yourself. My ability to tell the direction of a sound is terrible.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Wait a second. See behind you? Sense gazes? What?!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Everyone time you pick your nose there's three people remote viewing you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Nooo, don't call me out like that!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The difference between vision and perception.