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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

After being forced to use Azure DevOps instead of JIRA... I wish I had JIRA back...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

I don't care what M$ says, Azure DevOps is being left for dead. As someone who worked on the System Center space for years, I know the signs of a product they want to kill but can't. I'm convinced the only reason it is still around is because some internal teams haven't moved to GitHub yet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

Fuck. Monday is tomorrow. I go back to this shit, and pretending to care about my job...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Jira is the worst project manager software, except for all the others - Churchill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would take literally anything above Service Now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Hahahaha my org is trying to force service now down out throats, ugh make it stop, I'm dying

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Where is "slapping management insistent on AI?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah man, my boss wants to get our department Meta glasses for taking pictures of parts we make, we literally get a bonus on our pay cheques for us having our phones on us an be reachable.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I would prefer Jira over ServiceNow, my previous job had jira and it ran smooth, ServiceNow is just a clunky mess

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

As a ServiceNow dev/admin, I support this opinion so hard.

[–] Clent 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I've worked at a company that used both. One for development the other for support tickets.

The idea that people would use ServiceNow for development tasks is scary.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I was a vocal hater of Jira till I switched to a company that rolled their own ticketing system. Now I love Jira.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not having to use windows is the very basic

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

So basic it should be a human right.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm convinced that Jira is difficult on purpose to sell more consultancy and gold partnerships and trainers

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes you'll search for a ticket and it straight up just doesn't find it. Then you search for it again and wow, now it's suddenly appeared.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Confluence is implied as being part of the lower parts of the pyramid yeah?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God, confluence is so fukcing dogshit.

I wish it wasn't. Ideally having a central knowledge base for your project with all sorts of features sounds amazing.

Then you get confluence, where loading a si gle page somehow takes 7 seconds, and your documentation is split among dozens of pages each if which take equally as long or longer to load.

Folders take like 3-4 seconds to unfold and reveal what documents are inside.

It's such a piece of shit

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Confluence, the place where you do a bunch of documentation and then later forget you wrote it or can't find it anymore and have to rewrite it all in a separate Confluence folder only to repeat it all later?

My team at work has several different team docs folders ranging from severely outdated to new but soon to be outdated

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I feel like my company pays me well just to deal with all the crappy software we have to use. Teams, Jira, Salesforce, ServiceNow, it's quite the shitsym.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (8 children)

next time my job asks me to install teams on my phone, I'm gonna hand them a list of rental costs for access to my phone/internet and to cover any security related issues.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Why are you using your own phone for work?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I told them my os is non standard, Graphene, and if they need anything more than 2fa codes, it'd need to be on one of their devices.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My company stopped allowing OTP and required Microsoft Authenticator on personal phones. I was one of the few to refuse, eventually they gave me a Fido key. While I also use a less Google version of Android, I didn't talk about that when it was happened, just the principal that this is my phone, not the companies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

One of my previous jobs required we updated our personal phones and ticked a box in a document every month so that the company chat app was "on a secure environment/device".

I normally keep my phone up to date, but my employer shouldn't be telling me what to do with my private phone. I removed the company chat app since I didn't want to comply with them controlling my personal devices.

After that they couldn't reach me after hours. Great. After about 6 months they allowed me to use the chat app on my private phone again without insight or control over it. It may sound petty, but I think it's an important distinction.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I actually like Jira. I have my own workflow where I fetch my tickets via Emacs to Orgmode and then work from there. Integration is read-only but that is what I need 99% of the time.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

My previous job was tech support for multiple companies. One of our clients was using Salesforce. Another client used Jira.

A handful of clients were using their own Teams to which I had to connect or run using Citrix and Pulse Secure/Ivanti. Sometimes I had to juggle between three or four Teams.

I'm so glad I quit. I can only hope my next employer won't use Teams, but I won't hold my breath.

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