There's only one way he hits 100% and that would be the most hilarious outcome.
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What’s more hilarious, him biting it just before the election? Or winning re-election but croaking before he gets inaugurated?
The funniest possible option is on election night as results are coming in
Before is funnier. If it's between we just end up with Kamala. If it's before we end up with something new and exciting
if the libs actually manage to get trump locked up we might get to experience an election between a guy in jail and a guy one sneeze away from death
Oh god that would be amazing, election night coverage where one campaign camp is outside of a minimum security prison and the other is outside of a hospice care facility.
Which one would be funnier? The jailed president or the "Weekend at Joe's" president?
"President Biden wanted to send a message to the voters on the eve of election day: he was able to squeeze my hand, and we think he's still able to hear us."
In my ideal world I wouldn’t want anyone over the age of 60 being president. Honestly 55 is pushing it. 65 is what I say as a compromise because most people think 55 is silly. But I genuinely do not want older people in charge. I would rather have literal high schoolers in the senate than anyone above the retirement age.
Everyone's too old for that shit when that shit is being the president of U.S.A....