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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How do we not have a :latest-fad: emoji!?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

{ kelly | latest fad }

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

i remember when i put an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

You used to be able to buy them for about 3 bees in Morganville.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

they didn't have white onions because of the war---the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

wtf just let the homies accessorize, if you pull off a sick look and some h8r calls you "pointless" that's on them tbh

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Simian equivalent to fish hats on orcas

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

regular hats on people is also the simian equivalent to fish hats on orcas

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Rly makes u think

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

someone give them fidget spinners

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

The chimp version of broccoli hair

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Hear no evil, speak no evil, poop no evil.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Dudes rock?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

All my homies are dripped out with grass ears