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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Only the good die young.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I can't hear what she's saying here:

"Not a bit good. Not a bit. I'd put a stake through her heart [??? and garly ruin on egg ???] to make sure she never comes back."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

“Not a bit of good. Not a bit. I’d put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

garlic round her neck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Stake through her heart and garlic 'round her neck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

George Bluth and his assistant Kitty Sanchez from Arrested Development laugh together with identical mannerisms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Has anyone staked his heart to make extra sure he won't come back?