this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2025
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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Grandfather excels anon in jerking, anon loses yet again

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

YOU CAN PUT GIFS IN THE PROFILE PICTURE?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, but not all clients support it and you can also disable it from the settings page

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

Based grandpanon

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Fake: 4chan user feeling shame

Gay: anon getting his chains jerked by another man

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Every generation thinks it invented being a wiseacre.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

That's hilarious. I would be proud of my elderly someone if they did that,

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Jimmies rustled

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson

I diagnose you with 12yo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Ken M's grankid doesn't get him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago