By Paul Noth, from The New Yorker
Maybe because Becky keeps adding poison?
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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Christ, what an asshole.
Pretty sure witchcraft was pretty much just women brewing beer, which was a thing mainly women did back in the day: https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/bubbling-brews-broomsticks-021539
They happened to wear pointy witch-like hats and employ children to do some of the labor too.
Some children did inevitably fell into cauldrons... purely by the virtue of being inebriated by the fumes of course. And you wouldn't waste a cauldron of perfectly fine beer, even if the taste is a bit porky. Well I guess that's why Guinness tastes like bacon.
See here Becky, nobody calls boiling soup "barbequing". When I come outside to boil some stew we'll call it witchcraft, savvy?
I love that this conversation is taking place between the school librarian and the substitute teachers
What barbecuing?
They say it's men vs. women, I say it's Weber grill vs. cauldron.
Where does one get a cauldron, anyway? Is there a cauldron guy? Who has a cauldron guy?
Lololol they don't even know what bbq is and yet here they are trying to make a joke.