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Pretty shitty wish selection if you ask me.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 week ago (24 children)

Given that humans are mostly water, we would probably die...instantly? Within a few minutes?

Definitely very very quickly.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A few days later it would be an interesting situation with all those rancid milk oceans with dead fish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Milktrout. It will put hair on your bones

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Free chowder!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, having the shits is gonna be the least of our problems. All marine life will cease to exist, so diarrhea is only a problem for a little while.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Not all marine life, just the big stuff. We just added a ton of sugar, fat and protein to the ocean, so I think we're going to see an explosion of microbial life.

Now, with milk being opaque, I think we are going to kill most of the phytoplankton and replace it with bacteria that produce CO2 as a byproduct of their metabolism, so I do think we're going to drastically change the Earth's atmosphere and more or less run out of oxygen eventually, so we are definitely all dead. It's just a question of how long it takes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She wouldn't have even had time to get to wish 2 and 3. "All water" includes the water in her body. Turning all of it into milk would probably kill you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Plot twist: only destilated water got turned, effects are minimal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

All toilets are still destroyed tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

For once the Money Paw clause is... helpful?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make every lactose intolerance: everyone is a malfunctioning system now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sorry, she should have written:

Make everyone a lactose.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah. I saw it too. But it's not bothering me enough to edit the original author's mistake

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Netorare what?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

But I'm grammar error intolerant 🙁

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Milk is 87 percent water. If the water in milk is replaced, there would be water in that milk. Potentially creating an explosion of milk everywhere or a tremendous thickening of the milk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All life on Earth dies because every life form has 13% of their water content replaced with pure milk. Including the one who made the wish. Supernatural entities like jinns might be okay, though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Normal milk is still mostly water so basically everything turns in some kind of dense rancid cheese?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yes. Be afraid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Cursed involuntary jet propulsion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lactose, shrimp. The next strip will be related to peanut butter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You're in for a curveball

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

But it’s still funny!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yup, that sells her as evil way more than shitty recycling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How well do toilets fare if water is replaced with milk?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Given that they were all destroyed right after all the water became milk, I would say not well

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