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Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face (europe.pub)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"...eye, brows, chin, and other parts of the body"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you caught that and not the "penetrating massage"?

[–] otter 3 points 1 week ago

Nah, that's what the Hello Kitty one was for — and the Hogwarts broomstick.