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[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago

:visit-shrekland-net:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Dang, how did I miss this when it was going down?

Whatever happened to shitbird? Did Dave finally take his revenge?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Shitbird returned briefly during the we-fucked-up saga

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

With the most hexbear message of all: shitbird is trans.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

No. That's a deleted account.

New Dort_Owl

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

One of the funniest things that ever happened here

Legendary

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

in my heart of hearts, @[email protected] will always be my favorite poster

most powerful energy of anyone I've ever encountered online, most effortlessly funny. when I finally get to die and meet Allah I'll put in a special word for shrek, then a close second for shitbird

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago

Hexbear deep lore

This story made me laugh so hard when it happened

Hi Dave

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

This was peak posting

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

To a real one...

rat-salute

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago

Shrekland never ceases to be funny

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

my headcanon is that dave became a power poster soon after this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Birth of Ulysses T (some time travel required)