this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Let's not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let's leave that in the past.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They said incredibly stupid words.

Some words should stay censored.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

you know what, its best to just never mention the word entirely

[–] dansity 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You must write p"rn, if you write porn a christian underage instantly becomes gay just by seeing the word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Is it one more every time you write it? Because if so, I'd like to add porn porn pornity porn with extra porn on the side 🤷

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

He used "shit" in another post's title. But porn? Oh Jesus Christ better censor that!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

In a little over 5 months, I won't have to lie anymore...
Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that "9th graders are really old". I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
I'll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
I am overthinking again. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That’s just how life works. Wait until you get to be in your 40s or 50s and your doctor is younger than you, and so is you boss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ugh, I hate that. I also seem to be surrounded by old-looking people who are exactly my age! It's like someone flipped a switch the moment I turned 40 roughly 10 months ago 😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The last grade is 5-6 year old. So just about to leave.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

When I was 18 I remember selecting "yes I'm over 18" for the first real time. I was just hit with the reality of "Oh. I'm not doing anything naughty anymore. I'm not in the wrong at all. I am now just a dude watching porn." hits harder than you think.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was born at second zero!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh, shit, that means you're the second coming of Christ.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

That’s the start of the Unix epoch.

Nerd version of 1900-01-01.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The effects of Lysergsäurediethylamid were discovered in 1943 though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

By Albert Hofmann while riding a bicycle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Not to mention the monosodium glutamate...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Its just photos of people sleeping peacefully without being tormented by anxiety about the everything

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Me making an account:"yeah, Moses was a cool dude"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it'll gooooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

A can of compressed air and it'll BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Sooo... you're telling me you're older than Earth, huh?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wassup, my Unix time bro

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Hey, that's my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I need to know what "ultra porn" is...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about those of us who are actually 123 years old?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)