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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My brother in Christ, I can assure that at my age, alcohol is only going to enhance the suffering pretty much immediately. Reality sucks butt, but reality plus middle-aged hangover is an express ticket to hell.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes. I drink a beer and I'm hungover for 2 weeks. No shit.

Edit: I hit it hard in my younger years, probably ruined my liver beyond the point of healing itself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You can't be hungover if you keep drinking

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No thanks, I prefer various flavoured sugars to move my suffering to the future

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Samesies, I'm planning to lose my left foot to diabetes instead.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Y’all have fun! I’m taking my liver down!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Why not both?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Been like this until my OCD became a problem and recently started on pills to help me get through the day. Boy, I can say they work!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Uncompressed and loseless

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Why did i think that leaf was a circuit board

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's always a relevant Bill Burr joke, isn't there?

https://youtu.be/2O2bKu-3U3U?t=1031

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You ain't really suffering unless you are actively trying to suffer more...