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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Hey, that's almost enough to afford rent ten years ago!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Nah I'd still at least be in the middle of I had $1500

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm in the middle, good to know that it's all downhill.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if you spend all your time on the Internet she start believing this crap lololol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Are you fucking blind?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

What corporate bailouts do to a generation

[–] Hansae 4 points 1 week ago

This is so true it hurts