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Bun Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

  1. Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.

  2. Posts should be images of buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.

  3. Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.

  4. Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.

  5. With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bun communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

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The bun fence works better at keeping them in than out apparently. Had to grab bun friend to free it. No buns were harmed.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

The buns do not like this approach to living life.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

me when I

when I fucking get you

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

My prisoner is now memeified haha

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Cruel and unusual bunishment.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Can't you at least give such good, hard-working buns a path to citizenship in your garden? 💔

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I had to chase it all through the damp plants in the garden before I could apprehend the criminal

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A cute criminal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't care how small your garden is, I am astounded you were able to catch that bun!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The poor thing tried really hard to get through the fence but after a few minutes it tired itself out enough to grab.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Apprehended!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago