we offer our sincere apologies for offering our heartfelt condolences
When the backlash first happened:
"I'm sorry, they're asking us to apologize for what?"
do they automatedly tweet about bombing in any country?
second guess is a nazi who likes that iran bombs israel for nazi reasons instead of cool people reasons.
Third guess they're literally quaking in their boots in fear of Iranian terrorists and figure by posting their sympathies they might be spared the tidal wave of sleeper cells awakening in the US and murdering every other cop which they are positive is a real thing that will happen.
torn between believing they're stupid enough to think that could happen and too stupid to try to mitigate it in that way.
I bet it's any country with a significant or recognizable diaspora in LA/SoCal.
and it was probably created under the assumption that a "bombing" in a given country would have at least the fig leaf of possibly originating from a geopolitical rival or a non-state actor... not just straight up ordered by the prez and bragged about on social media.
also, kind of amusing there isn't a required mechanism for final human approval for these coming across a comms desk.
They just had chatgpt shit it out probably
but with 2003.
LASD is woke.
LARG 🤝 IRPD