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[–] [email protected] 100 points 5 days ago (3 children)

That's one way to learn lock picking I guess

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

...and what i have for you today, is...

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago

"Let's do that again to make sure that it wasn't a fluke..."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

"This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we're going to Free Willie!"

[–] UnculturedSwine 84 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He probably like:

  • New Fetish Unlocked
  • New Trauma Unlocked
[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

"My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!"

[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean it's a real product.... But usually it's a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don't judge. I mean unless you're the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Indeed. At least, the CPS should have a talk with that woman.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.

And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can tell the review is fake bc they didn't capitalize the words "The Lord".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Also

[Review] by james schreiber

but also

...since his father left me...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not everyone in a cage has a domme

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I didn’t said “everyone”.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Kind of Karen actually.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

If only there was a horrible watermark that dances around to always overlap with the subject.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I guess TikTok as the watermark says

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably? While it's weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so...who the fuck knows...?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U

...what? I thought it's a fetish thing exclusively.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Nope! Medical knowledge was very anti-masturbation for a long time. Devices like this, genital mutilation, and corn flakes (no, really) were all popularized in the US by Dr. Kellogg to prevent masturbation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

This particular thing I dunno but we did some horrific shit and allowed other shit even if it wasn't super common.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

On a scale of 0-11, yes.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 days ago (2 children)

10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (2 children)

He works for the Trump administration now.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, he is one of the doge kids

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

He's that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Did he go to seminary school?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that's how you get one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I've never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago

That poor kid. I hope this is fictional and was written for the lulz.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bet it barely even slows him down.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Might as well give him a fetish over time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Exactly! And what a great kink to have!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Health and beauty

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Lmao,you had me in the first 90%

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Or pick the lock. Super easy.

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[–] DemandtheOxfordComma 6 points 5 days ago

Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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