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Anon’s a sucker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>looking for a new president 
>ask RNC booth attendant whether their candidate will start a war with Iran
>he doesn't understand 
>I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is and what is not war with Iran 
>he laughs and says "he’s a good candidate, sir"
>elect candidate
>war with Iran

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why text no green?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cost cutting measures due to inflation. Green ink is expensive.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

classic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact, this is for the benefit of law enforcement. Your papers have faint tracking numbers printed on, and require the other colors to do it. Is it a good system? Should you send HP hate mail in quantities high enough to ddos them? Will there be a third question? I wouldn’t know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But you can actually buy black and white printers so how does that work?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They print it in faint black.

As I asked, is it a good system? Should you fax black paper to HP in a never ending loop? Hard to say, but I know what I believe in my heart of hearts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No it's the green pixels that cost too much.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

in OLED screens the colors wear out over time at different rates, so you may be correct

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

It’s a good greentext, sir

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need a greytext community where lemmyites make the texts instead of 4chan

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Agreed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Colorblind

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Colorblind!? Sir, I am sure that text is green. Just like this image of innocuously colorful dots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Shit I'm colourblind too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

🤣 🤣 I am dead