this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

The bowl is too high. You'll have to put some rice on the bottom so it's mouth can reach.

Disclaimer: I'm not Poseidon.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What’s with all the fish content

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty fishy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

There is no ginger. The fish probably feels out of place.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he's cold. Try coating the fish with algae.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Sushi by IKEA?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No animals were harmed in the creation of this post

[–] 5714 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

STOPPP 💀

[–] Pipas66 9 points 2 weeks ago

Pour him some fish sauce, that will bring back some good memories from when his grandma used to bake and will make him hungry again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope that fish got put back in water right quick :(

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s a some-assembly-required to-go sashimi box so I don’t think it did.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, eventually it'll be dropped in the water. 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

My house has a tree we shit by so not necessarily.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think this is probably a dead fish that was used as a joke before being filleted and eaten.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

He is just hibernating fish hibrenate during the summer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

can we let this image die for the love of ALLAH