Could have stopped the meme at the top text to be honest
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Junior devs don’t know Jenny.
the fact that these are strings instead of an object that is broken up by country code, area code, and number makes me irrationally angry.
i think you think that telephone numbers are well-structured. they are not. they are messy. they do not fit a certain schematic.
I recommend also the following topic: "people have names". https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-programmers-believe-about-names/
Names do not in general fit into the schematic "first name, last name"
Could be tests for a parser to convert it from string to object.
Not like your end users are going to type each piece into a separate field.
Found the Java programmer...
microsoft java :p
You seem to enjoy overengineering your code, don't you?
Tell me you are 40-50 without telling me
Without monospacing....