Things would be so much better if he'd just hold to his campaign promises like flooding the Guminthurge Valley with an ocean of blood! There is lots of diseases caused by having too much blood, and blood has iron that plants need. An ocean of blood would solve both pestilence and famine.
The democratic party was TOO AFRAID to turn on the Blood Ocean Nexus Device. They were just too complacent with the Status Quo. Something just needed to change! I mean had you looked around?? Things were bad! It's unreasonable to blame me just for wanting something different.
To be clear I was never in support of putting bloodbloat into the water system. But it is a good way to identify those without Personal Responsibility because the rest of us can just buy bottled water. Sometimes the bloaters explode on public transit but that's just another reason why we should phase it out! And the bloat was ONLY NECESSARY because the DEMOCRATS hadn't amassed enough blood to feed our nascent blood god. It is just a baby and it needs to eat AND WHAT DO YOU JUST WANT IT TO STARVE??