Trump credit card. Trump sneakers. Trump steaks. Trump phone. Trump mobile plan. Trump car. Trump house.
I LOVE CAPITALISM 
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U forgot Trump coins, the biggest scam of them all.
trump ties!
Trump airline, Trump Twitter, Trump University.
When you're completely disrupting the global order, but also need to make like a few thousand bucks
'made in the USA' what they imported it in bulk from china and put a literal wrapper on it, that counts as value added?
the cameras are dogshit its a cheap scam there is only one okay camera
Main Camera 50MP Depth Sensor 2MP Macro Lens 2MP
How much more could it possibly cost to just use the good cameras? They basically put cameras on everything that would put the digital camera I had when I was 20 to shame.
You can get around stuff like that if the product is "fundamentally altered" in the USA. So say you're building phones. The parts could all be made across the world, but if they're assembled here, there is some work around language. The most common of course is "assembled in the USA"
He's not just a president: he's a lifestyle.
Taking a picture with my shitty trump brand home camera of myself holding a fish and all my trump brand merch so all the tinder ladies know what I’m about
Thought for sure this was a fake news post wtf
The Trump grift never stops
A gold coloured metal case with an American flag…fuck me. This is the classiest thing I’ve ever heard of.
I'm guessing tariffs don't apply to this "made in the USA" phone.
Made in USA, China clearly.
Brb, gonna go start a Chinese factory and name it USA so we can say "proudly made by USA"
Some prefecture om China should rename to USA.
Expensive as fuck for an MVNO lol
Trump Juche
good one c/fakenews
Lifes gonna get tougher for people when they start pulling out their golden "please grift me" card in public
It's all computer!
He's running it like a business hell yeah lmao
Wasn't there already a maga grift involving a "freedom phone" or something? What happened to that anyway?
I'm more interested in the trump guitars with the gold trumpbuckers
Tone is a national embarrassment, folks. You plug in a Strat - what do you get? A hissy little noodle of a sound. Thin. Weak. Like a little latte with a guitar string in it. People say it’s vintage. I say it’s obsolete. Total tone hoax.
And Springsteen -they call him the Boss. I don’t think so. He’s playing that beat-up Telecaster like it’s 1978 and he’s still got testosterone. But it’s all clank. All jangle. The strings are practically apologizing. Disgraceful.
Now my humbucker - the Trumpbucker - it’s strong. It’s patriotic. One time I plugged it in, and it looked at me - very respectfully - and it said, “Sir.” Just like that. “Sir.” And I knew right then, folks. And the generals - my beautiful generals - they heard the tone, and I watched them cry. These are tough, tough killers, quite frankly. Tears of tone, folks. They said, “Sir, that’s the frequency of freedom.” Nobody cried when Springsteen played “Born to Run.” They left early.
Reality barrier: 45%
This is what people meant when they say the president should be like a CEO