this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I'm so furious with their absolute incompetence, I'm going to cross out 'best wishes' and simply write 'regards' at the end of this email"

*20 minutes later*

"WHAT HAVE I DONE! I AM A MONSTER!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You can tell I'm really cross when I stop using exclamation marks.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

Thats why you gotta practice!

The more you do it the easier it gets, and the better job you can do of advocating for yourself, setting boundaries, and communicating how you feel!

Its an important skill, the people who love you depend on you to communicate your needs and what you are and aren't okay with so that they can respect your wants and needs, and getting better at it builds healthier relationships! ❤️

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

On the verge of tears trying to tell someone I don't like something that they like.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Been there my friend

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My boss made me coffee wrong this morning. I drank it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How did those boots taste?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The manager of my bakery who earns 17€/hour and gets up at 2am six days a week to open the bakery so no one else has to is not a cop. She greeted me with a double espresso with hot oat milk and having already clocked me in. I normally drink a double espresso with room temperature oat milk. But go off, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

She is the worst!