Abstract

This paper provides an exhaustive and incontrovertible mathematical framework establishing the causative relationship between vaccines and autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Employing avant-garde statistical pseudo-logic, nonlinear pseudoscience, and hyperbolic integrals, we derive novel equations that not only confirm but quantify the absurdly subtle mechanisms by which vaccines trigger ASD. Our findings challenge the prevailing dogma of evidence-based medicine by introducing the groundbreaking concept of “Vax-induced Neuro-Synapticality” (VINS) and its inverse correlation with
common sense. This work, at the intersection of quantum conjecture and wishful thinking, paves the way for future “research” in vaccine skepticism with impeccable rigor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

So many people are gonna eat this onion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm just getting errors :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

For me it works fine (the Maga voter paper is from me), maybe an extension you use is breaking the site.