This is good news, Mark.
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Literally no idea who he is but I'll celebrate the death of a billionaire no matter who they are. Fuck that guy - glad he's dead.
I beg your pardon: you're glad that he's dead?
Wait til you discover what he did to his ex before the bee took him out - you might even be thrilled:
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Is the bee a terrorist?
Save the bees!
Thoughts and prayers
I was once on a farm, laughing at something, and a horsefly came up and bit me on the tongue.
I had no idea why it happened, still don't, but it was one of the worst things that had ever happened to me at that point in my life.
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My billionaire stepped on a bee
The acorns of our time.
Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.
Bee as in "billionaire."
Available on Amazon.
Now that's my kind of beellionaire!
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