Precision guided mass two wheeled drone strike overwhelmed Montreal's Thin Blue Dome and resulted in an uncontrolled chain-reaction cluster detonation of joy.
While the victims are in the numbers of thousands, and the amount of automobiles robbed of clear streets is too horrific to quantify in a way that would please the editors here it appears the insurgent action was organized by organized groups operating within the borders of Canada that may even include a large amount of Canadian citizens betraying their own country.
Be warned citizens of Montreal, I know what will happen next, first you let the bicyclists in.....
....next moment EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
Never trust someone that wants to ride a vehicle that isn't powered by burning the crushed bones of creatures from millions of years ago, there is something sick and twisted about wanting to move around under your own devices... do you want women to have that much power? Radical ideas start to happen.
No, heed the warning, bicycles are one of the signs of the apocalypse!!!