this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

You opened a completed project. There's your first problem there. Status/Ticket closed = not my problem.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

"Oh, we'll fix it in production. It's job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, "Is it fixed yet? Maybe it's this... Did you try that?")

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's just a matter of cutting and adding some mortar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You should be on this meeting already. Why were you losing time looking?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

What’s this ‘cutting’ nonsense??? The shelf is a feature!!!