You opened a completed project. There's your first problem there. Status/Ticket closed = not my problem.
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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"Oh, we'll fix it in production. It's job security. "
(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, "Is it fixed yet? Maybe it's this... Did you try that?")
It's just a matter of cutting and adding some mortar.
Found the manager
You should be on this meeting already. Why were you losing time looking?
What’s this ‘cutting’ nonsense??? The shelf is a feature!!!