My birthday, that’s what it’s gonna be
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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Hell yeah, we control the misfortune today sibling.
Happy birthday!
Thank you. I’ve actually had a fucking awesome day and now I’m off my face. Just perfect 😌
I've always had uncannily good luck on Friday the 13ths. I think I'm gonna start making wishes. 🤔
People with bad luck on friday the 13th merely misplaced their luck on you.
When I was a kid and believed in luck, I found it worked backwards for me. Walking under a ladder, opening an umbrella indoors, having a black cat cross my path, or breaking a mirror always resulted in good shit coming afterward.
But if you handed me a four leaf clover, I'd run.
What’s everyone’s favorite F13 movie?
I think the first one is kinda boring and more of a vibes movie; good background noise, but not worth your full attention.
My fave is part 6 when it really leaned into the silliness and fun of itself (and it inspired Scream).