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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I watched as our little, barely walking toddler walked away from us in a busy department store. I followed behind, hiding behind racks, to see if he would get scared and turn around. Nope. Did not turn once. Just waddled away. I had to race and grab him from behind once he stepped onto the escalator.

It was then that I really understood the need for those leashes. Had a talk with the wife and we decided against it, but it was close.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

🤣🤣🤣

I'm sure it was very real moment for you. I hope, therefore, that it wasn't too cruel of me to laugh very loudly at the whole situation. Kids are.... Special.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I've always felt weird about parents who have those backpack leashes for their kids, but now that I've been living next to my in-laws for a year, who have 8 children, I understand some of them.

I refuse to take some their kids anywhere unless one of them is with my wife and I.

One would absolutely go sprinting full speed away and hide from us just because he thinks it's hilarious.

Two would wander off because they saw something shiny and their brains are like an etch-a-sketches where every time a new thought enters, the old one has to get wiped away.

One would do the exact opposite of anything we say just because he figures he can.

And three others would absolutely just wander off, not because they want to but just because kids aren't always the best at spatial awareness and simply get too far away. And would be terrified if they noticed their adults were nowhere in sight.

[–] Biskii 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You lost a kid. That's only 7

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In fairness, that's why I feel like getting a leash.

Plus the oldest is 13 and at least she's responsible enough for us to look away for a few minutes and she will still be there.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The last one wouldn't look both ways before crossing a street...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Your kid won't look both ways before crossing a street? That's a paddlin'.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My mom would just walk away as if she didn't even have a kid with her. The panic and fear of losing my mom and having to find her again in a huge ass grocery store is what eventually kept me close from some point on

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (19 children)

So many people on this thread are defending leashes, yet they don't exist anywhere but in the US, so...

I have never ever seen a kid leash in Denmark or any country I have visited, and yet kids here don't run around in stores acting out or disappearing.

I don't know, they seem dehumanizing and humiliating to me. If other countries can raise kids (incl kids on the spectrum) without them why can't the US?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My guess is that the American working system has drained so much from their working population that leashes are required because they have no energy left to pay full attention to their children.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That, and streets are deadly hellscapes over there a lot of the time. Driving laws are barely enforced and infrastructure is almost like it's intended to kill anyone who dares to exist outside a car.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

They used to be quite common in the UK back in the 80s. Stops kids running into busy roads, and you can also use it to hold up an unsteady toddler.

Obviously you don't use them on like eight year olds.

You don't see them much any more.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea, I don't get it. Reading this thread, the people seem insane to me. Yet they are all 100% up arrows.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's fuckin wild. I used to manage a toys department in an American burger big box store in a small town so I saw some shit. It's either parents with kids on leashes or threatening them or hitting them in the aisle, my fellow Americans often treat their kids like shit, the image of the overindulgent parent isn't really what you see around. Kids get treated like this and grow up to be adults who don't break the cycle.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I can't ever remember seeing a kid wearing them here in the UK but my grandma once said she used "reins" on my dad and his siblings which would have been from late 1960s to late 1970s.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Toddlers reins are super useful if they don't want to go in a push chair and won't hold hands.

They are for toddlers freedom, not control.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve seen it once in Denmark actually. But it was a severely mentally challenged kid on a train station where the parents had them in a leash. Looked weird when you’re not used to it, but I guess I can understand that one use case.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

My parents sucked but I'm grateful they at least didn't leash me like a dog. They degraded me enough already.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

My brother was leashed, but he would also run into traffic and chase animals if you let him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I can remember being on one. I used to use it to pull against my mom all the time and she was scared that if she let me off it I would run away. I didn't run away.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

I saw a gif around here some time ago. A woman was walking with their kids. When the walked passed a car ready to unpark the kid ducked in front of it. No warning, no logic, just suicide attempt.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Tell us about how it molded your personality

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

The leash was fine.

The choke chain really had an effect though.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't remember it at all. I have ADHD which may be related to why they got me a leash.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I was just about to say this. The kids are likely special needs or neurodivergent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm more curious if they have a leash for the bedroom.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

I got this thing online that has four straps connected together and you put it under your mattress with the ends of the straps sticking out and you can strap someone to the bed. Since you asked.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, that explains it...

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“This leash demeans us both”

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

I remember being on one of those. They were fairly common in the 80s. I also deserved it because I was a little shit that would sprint away at the first opportunity in the grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There are kids with behavioural issues or kids on the spectrum, it doesn’t mean they or the parents are bad people. I never agreed with the kid leash and still don’t use it but after 3 years with an autistic toddler, I don’t blame anyone for using them. Would you rather that child be running lose or running circles around you? Don’t criticize people’s parenting, especially if you don’t know their situation or have never raised a special needs child.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

“Timmy want a cookie? Timmy want a cookie? Good boy!”

Dammit dad, I’m 5!

[–] Viking_Hippie 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Timmy want robux?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ITT: people who doesn't have kids, doesn't interact with kids, or doesn't have to raise a particularly difficult kids, talks about raising kids.

OOP sounds like an insufferable person tbh.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Excuse me what the fuck? A human being on a leash like a dog?

What is this, how to destroy a child's dignity with one weird trick?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's usually for the kid's safety. Little kids especially run off sometimes; and while it'd be nice to be able to be a continuously attentive parent, sometimes you need to get shit done out and about while they're with you. Sometimes they're fine with just being carried or sitting in a shopping cart, but if not, a leash & harness (usually just integrated into a backpack) lets them wander safely while you take care of what you're there to do.

I don't think I've ever seen a kid older than 4 or so in one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This leash demeans us both

This leash demeans us both

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

We tried that with my son. Nothing worked. We could zip tie the closures and he would be out of it in minutes. He was a runner from age three to around seven years old. The school was happy when he wanted boot and we bought him some woody boots. He couldn't run as fast. OP there is a POS. He hasn't lived it and lacks the empathy to understand.

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