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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is it weird if one eye is slightly dimmer than the other? There's a very slight darkening of colors when just my left eye is open compared to the right. With both open at once, it's the same as having just the right eye open.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have one eye that’s sees warmer colors than the other.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I'm not a doctor, so I'd recommend checking with a doctor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have exactly the same happening to me, slightly different brightness with each eye and some colors, not all appear slightly different.

I've been wondering if I should have my eyes checked...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The answer to that kind of question should always be yes. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Same for me and always has been

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Pretty much me. I mean, not quite as bad. I can see things just not read text at a distance.

But I've worn glasses on and off my whole life. The right eye being perfect vision just means they don't really make a huge difference for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Usually it's the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My eyes aren't even that different, but it's still bad enough. Can't adjust eyesight without making things smaller or bigger, which is a pain in the ass when the difference between the eyes is a bit larger.