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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Grindr and pics of your asshole.

Yes, even for girls.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I wanna see studies on how presenting the same profile as a cis woman vs trans man affects hookup success

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If you're unconcerned with morals or ethics or logical consistency it's hard to argue against being a Republican lickspittle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What the hell is a lickspittle

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

lickspittle (plural lickspittles)

  1. A fawning toady; a base sycophant.

Synonyms: brown noser, flatterer, sycophant, toady

  1. (by extension) The practice of giving empty flattery for personal gain.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/lickspittle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it "the Republicans are taking all our women" now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm more commenting on the sexual abusers, pedophiles, and unscrupulous, closeted, hypocritical, gay men in the GOP. Trunp seems to get all the attention he wants, sexual or otherwise, ethics be damned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I have heard that the big Republican conventions are business suits all day and orgies all night. A bout of pubic lice could probably swarm the whole party if it got in.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OF E-girl that does meet and greets for “donations” aka 🌹 🌹 🌹

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I do love getting roses

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Is that what that means? Finally something I can use Klarna for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

TikTok or Mastadon