this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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[–] CosmicTurtle0 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CosmicTurtle0 62 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Target is a data company. They literally have petabytes of data that tracks and monitors their customers to know what they buy and what makes them spend more time in stores.

They knew their customers supported DEI initiatives. They have the numbers. They have data show the boycott is working and yet they are doubling down on removing rainbow merchandise.

Target removing DEI was to bend a knee and not based on any logical business decision.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They knew that Canadians liked actually having products on the shelves, but still...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I knew that was going to be Angela Collier.

You know you messed up as a retail store when you make a popular physics youtuber speak out

[–] Atherel 25 points 2 weeks ago

I had to double and triple check the community this was posted in...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but half the shirt is shoulder large bust flat and the other is shoulder small with bust room.

Its uncomfortable and looks bad on everyone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You could use the scoop in that neck to shovel coal.

Nothing like a tshirt that shows you sternum to really bring out your eyes.