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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine being married to real life dollar store Putin and top Lex Luthor cosplayer Steven Miller and then trading that for a dude that can't wear hats and is constantly torped out on Ketamine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Needs more black eye and meth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

there's no verification that musk is capable of sex considering his drug use and alleged botched penis implants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can somebody help me into the loop here?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Musk is leaving washington and taking the Deputy Chief of Staff's wife with him.

Stephen miller, the Deputy Chief of Staff is a notoriously horrible awful person.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

His wife is apparently almost as awful. Which makes sense really.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe she just likes to party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago