this post was submitted on 31 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

2 you say? That is 2 more the amount I actually have of real friends

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Unsubtle humblebrag.

[–] redsand 6 points 2 weeks ago

So can your feet. 1-3 good friends was the norm before smart phones too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hundreds? Who has 4 digit phone numbers? Try millions/billions.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I think he meant conta....

Never mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pffft, speak for yourself sir.

I have zero friends!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

Who has the time for more than 2 friends?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes let’s text someone just so I can feel like shite when they don’t text back