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2 you say? That is 2 more the amount I actually have of real friends
You guys have friends?
Unsubtle humblebrag.
So can your feet. 1-3 good friends was the norm before smart phones too.
Hundreds? Who has 4 digit phone numbers? Try millions/billions.
I think he meant conta....
Never mind.
Pffft, speak for yourself sir.
I have zero friends!
Who has the time for more than 2 friends?
Yes let’s text someone just so I can feel like shite when they don’t text back