this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 128 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why does he look like an NPC who won't close the quest because it's not the right time of day?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because his boss refuses to buy a proper PR guy to get a decent photoshoot done.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Typical tsk tsk tsk

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

“Have you grabbed my [old fishing rod] I left in [radiant quest location]? I heard maybe some hooligans took over so you maybe have to clear them out. Shouldn’t be a problem for someone like you. Come back with the [old fishing rod] so we can [advance Quest: Fishing Tutorial]!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Nice day for fishing, ain't it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Quest complete: Fishing tutorial

New achievement! Congratulations, you now know how to mine for fish. Your dad would be proud. If he cared.

Reward: At last, you can now blame something else on that fishy smell! Isn't that reward enough?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

He's cosplaying the Nice day for fishing guy.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

As a fellow Self-employed, I'm taking notes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Deduct your vacation expenses from your IR tax filing with this one weird trick!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

Jealousy. His boss could act like an asshole and don't let him go fishing but he earned it! It's so rare to find good boss

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

I'm also self employed. My boss is a slave-driving narcissistic cunt, but that fucker still lets me go golfing whenever I want.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like a good way to get a tax free vacation

[–] Aceticon 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn!

I'm so jealous.

My boss is an asshole even though I too am self employed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have to deal with sexual harassment issues?

[–] Aceticon 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well, the boss is a bit of a wanker...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine NOT being employee of the month lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Something tells me he's been doing inappropriate things with his boss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

He should report it to HR

[–] moosetwin 19 points 3 weeks ago

that's one way to bump up your resume

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

hope he's not getting fucked in the profit sharing