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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Read the meme, upvoted, then read the title. Yikes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well if there weren't so many fascists in major positions of power then I wouldn't spend so much time daydreaming about their death. I'm not killing random ass people in these daydreams

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Good catch. Taking mine back. Killing isn’t necessary in a day dream. Literally anything could “happen”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure. I could daydream Putin choking on a banana but it's more fun to imagine me killing him personally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

We should figure out a way to aim the positrons bananas generate and aim an entire bunch.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I still miss some of the people that lived in my fantasy from when I was a lonely 20 something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I do this too, though I have one scenario that I replay variations of where a disgruntled employee comes back with a group of mercenaries to take revenge and "do damage to the company" and I take them down John McClane style.

I of course am handsomely rewarded by the company and both respected and a little feared by my coworkers. That's usually where I snap out of it since that's the most unbelievable part.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At best a limp handshake and a $15 gift card for Shake Shack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, their high class, it would be a printed off certificate and a pizza party forgetting that I'm severely lactose intolerant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shake shack sounds better than a gift card to Shack Shack

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Reason why I have a comic and DM ttrpg really lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

When I was growing up I sooo had this! It was a universe that had every character I liked from books, shows, movies, comics, etc. It lasted for well over a decade, but it became super draining on my mind as I got older since I couldn't turn it off... And, most likely autism driven, I would often verbalize the sounds and actions playing in my mind. It took a lot of mental effort to finally end the story!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I tried doing that but kept getting getting stuck trying to think of how to continue the story and just starting over endlessly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I used to think that everyone did this - wrote whole stories in their heads, with original characters, backstories, etc. I mentioned it to a non-ADHD friend and they were like “that sounds like a whole lot of work just to jerk off…”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I do this, i so far have created a better world.

[–] Tippon 1 points 3 weeks ago

You can remember what you were thinking about earlier? 🤨🤥

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Paracosms are fun, no?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

For the first 12 years of my life I had an ongoing "this is what reality is" story in my head that I worked on basically daily. It was a model, or an explanation.

I stopped when I got seriously into videogames