I got a popcorn kernel so stuck in my gum behind the back molar that the dentist had to remove it. A few months later, the next time I had popcorn, the same thing happened. I haven’t eaten popcorn and I’ve flossed my teeth every night since, because I was only a pre-dentist flosser at the time. It’s been over fifteen years, and my gums are probably strong enough to handle it now, but I still don’t trust popcorn. I do miss it though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Sheesh. Chaotic evil.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

I curse with cast on living room tv while watching porn

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

I counter with broccoli stuck between front teeth but nobody told you until after an important encounter where you needed to look presentable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I counter with unfolded staple, you underestimate my power!

[–] finalarbiter 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I physically cringed imagining sticking a staple into my gums. Just use floss or floss picks, please don't torture yourself like this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't shove it into my gums lol, I just nudge the kernel shell out of a gap. I trust my fine motor skills.

[–] Eyedust 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bro dualcasting "sound button that doesn't work because its a picture" at the same time.