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[–] lugal 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No no, it's Hatrick.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

An oldie but a goodie.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I ride my bichael to my jobathan.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard 10 points 2 months ago

It's jobert to you good sir

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

What about Micycle's bichael? Would we ever know?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Rat is short for Ratthew

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

it's not a tumblr screenshot without exactly one reply too many

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If Nike launched a line of formal wear it would be called Nichael.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Um. It's short for bicrophone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Bichaela if it's a girl bike.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Cking god 🙌

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this why, in formal occasions, my GF calls it 'Richard'?