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You wake up in your cryopod, urgently use the restroom, get probulated, and have your career chip implanted. On your way to your closest living relative's place you pass by the Head Museum. Which person's head from the year 2023 do you expect most to see there?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Keanu reeves and Paul Rudd. Both still the same age, for all time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

They're not even in jars. They're there to observe.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Elon Musk’s definitely won’t be. It’ll be alone on whatever remains of Mars after the 3012 incident

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Plot idea: the ancient Martians are actually all descendants of Musk, and all have names like €π~®§àm. They're gray due to inbreeding

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Matt Groening

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

David Lynch. Pedro Pascal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A dumpster in the back with Harvey Weinstein, Danny Masterson, Dan Schneider, etc.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

You mean Dan “Hold’er down, she’s a fighter” Schneider?

That Dan Schneider?

I’m sure he’s best friends with Brock “The Rapist” Turner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Mr. Beast is probably the most 2023ish person

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

While true, there's probably 40% of the American population that has no idea who that is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

American here, can confirm, no idea who that is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Yeah but people too famous would be boring to pick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yeah the guy who confuses good content with trending content.