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Having successfully completed his probationary period, we welcome Lieutenant Jax to the full-time Belleville Police Department roster (lemmy.world)
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[–] shittydwarf 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

ACAB πŸ’”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All cats are bastards?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Well, their parents aren't generally married, so, technically . . .

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I don’t disagree with you there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

All cats are beautiful ❀️

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

The cat just absolutely has the face of a narc.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And immediately give him the rank of Lt? ... I smell a nepo-kitty.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was a merit-based promotion. Jax was eminently smarter and more competent than the rest of the department.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

cops get promoted for cruelty, not intelligence lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"probationary period" he indiscriminately killed dozens of blackbirds he shouldn't be allowed outside!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Exactly. Hes absolutely cop material.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

excuse me, he absolutely had discrimination when killing those birds.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of cop that accidentally loses the catnip on the way to the evidence locker

[–] otter 2 points 2 months ago

So... A cop?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Saw some other pictures of the cat, and of course the department has a framed thin blue line flag. Because, why not?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean, yeah, ACAB. I still love the cat, but the facts don’t change.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think having a cat may be good for police. If caring for animals can rehab the incarcerated and infirm, why not LE?

[–] otter 1 points 2 months ago

They call themselves LEOs for a reason. Fuckin' pussy-ass wannabes. Squared, in this case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Agreed, the cat is awesome. The cat did nothing wrong. I probably didn't need to bring up the flag haha.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

All cats are bastards.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This is blue-washing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

How is this not Lieutenant Dax?!! They got so close to greatness.