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TranscriptA tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying "I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!" with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying "this isn't how birthdays work"

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[–] [email protected] 155 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The entire family is dumb as rocks.
It'd be hilarious if daddy dumb dumb wasnt a cult leader with so much power.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Teddy may have turned 8mo in that meme, but you sir/madam turned 1yo today (on Lemmy). So happy cake day to you!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It surprises me how stupid people seem to get power easily.

Happy cake day btw.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Confidence will get you very far in many fields. Unfortunately, more intelligent people are aware there are things they do not know and rarely have the confidence levels comparable to that of a dimwit.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gross, they're making more of them.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Maybe due to all of the accomplishments of the Cheeto king's administration life expectancy will be measured in months to hide the fact that our collective life expectancy has been drastically reduced. When you got studies coming out saying that the poorest European lives about as long as the richest American, well you know you got a problem.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never fails to amaze me how out of touch with reality they are.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and stupid. Don't forget stupid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Also evil. Mostly evil.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Maybe this is like Tesla's odometers, but for birthdays?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

My wife has a one month birthday every month as well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What the fuck is Theodore?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Her family is living in the mad hatters tea party

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It is when your tripping balls off bubby's coke

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