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A United Airlines plane was forced into an emergency landing after it caught fire after a rabbit was reportedly sucked into its engine.

The flight in the US issued an alert following a “giant fireball” after the reportedly got stuck in the plane’s engine before take off.

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The plane was turned around after around 75 minutes in the air and landed safely. There were no reports of injuries.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Explains my lack of Easter eggs this year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

United Airlines killed the Easter Bunny. Very on-brand for them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And how is the rabbit doing?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I like to think it landed gently in a cabbage field, only lightly singed, wondered what the Hell just happened and it continued on with it's day doing rabbit stuff.

I do sometimes wonder if some of the weirder UFO encounters, like this, might have a similar explanation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

(Your link is a bit malformed)

That's pretty interesting though, hilarity aside.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Taylor_incident

I wonder if the police were right, and he had been (perhaps sexually) assaulted, but it was the 70s and men couldn't quite talk about that, or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

(Your link is a bit malformed)

Ah yes, the Lemmy UI goes a bit sideways when you try and post a new link into existing markup.

I wonder if the police were right, and he had been (perhaps sexually) assaulted, but it was the 70s and men couldn’t quite talk about that, or something.

Ufology is interesting, but because it may be more about us than aliens.

That could definitely be a reason (my grandfather was gay in a time when it just wasn't possible to be open about it and it seriously impacted his life) although the damage to his trousers is unusual. I suspect the temporal lobe epilepsy explanation is right and he may have stumbled into a barbed wire fence or thorn bush.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suspect the temporal lobe epilepsy explanation is right and he may have stumbled into a barbed wire fence or thorn bush.

Ah true, it's interesting he could smell things that others couldn't

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that is a key indicator of TLE.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In this case, "to shreds" is probably quite accurate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I’d imagine it’s probably well done by now.

[–] blimthepixie 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Midair collision after the rabbit took off from O'Hare airport.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Flying rabbit obviously.

[–] UniversalBasicJustice 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once those jet engines spool up they suck harder than your mother. Spook the rabbit, make it jump, schwoopbangbangbang

[–] blimthepixie 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never really considered how much air they suck in.

Seen videos of the exhaust blowing over cars and that but didn't pay mind to the business end

[–] UniversalBasicJustice 2 points 1 month ago

Oh man, modern jet engines have 40-50:1 compression ratios. Insane amount of mass air-flow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Plane was on the ground, and the rabbit was just crossing the runway to get some tax-free perfume for the missus

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should I write this down as “FOD ingestion” or will we invent a new category called “Rabbitstrike”?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Until the Rabbit Revolutionary Army claims this, I'll be skeptical that a UA flight wasn't downed because of neglectful maintenance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A passenger described the experience as “hare-y”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Just a bad dream, your grace.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Eagles may soar, but ~~weasels~~ rabbits don't get sucked into jet engines

Shit. Gonna need a new quotation now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

So, a morbid thought occurs... a rabbit hanging around an airport... that could have been someone's pet that got loose from its carrier, huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sooo ein Feuerball junge!