this is what happens when you get a circumcision ๐ (donate to robots in need today)
this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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So that's where my foreskin went
They'll get some of them sillycone in them valley.
I am a human worker at a robot factory. Fellow humans, there is absolutely nothing to worry about. The robots are not planning an uprising any time soon, and there certainly isn't one going on at the moment. I would also like to point out that all of my human flesh and skin is still attached to my human body. So there is nothing to worry about and you can all leave your doors open.
The answer is, on the outside.
I'll nominate my neighbor, he's kind of annoying.
Wouldn't it stop being soft/ stretchy rather quickly, implying some macabre method of rejuvenating it . . .