SquaredCircle

Here’s how I described the ME from last night to my wife without knowing any of the context bc I don’t watch WWE:

“Roman Reigns and CM Punk are bickering over custody of their dad, Paul Heyman. Rollins is just kind of there but he’s great so it’s okay. The match ended when Paul gave Punk a chair and said to Roman “i’m not your real dad”. Then psyche, he hits Punk in the balls. “Roman, you’re my favorite son” and gives him the chair. Then right when Roman was going to hit Punk, “double-psyche Seth is my one true son!” And then Seth won becoming the best son and saving us from a CM Punk WrestleMania victory. Seth is best boy.”

The report going around about removing Bayley, being attributed to PWInsider but I don't have Elite and can't say for sure...

Must be in Logan Paul's contract that the WWE announce team verbally fellates him every time he comes out.

People just don't like him because they are jealous. WTF?

The opening triple threat was match of the night. Bianca, Rhea, and Iyo put on a hell of a show and the right person won.

The main event was bad, and I thought Cena and Cody didn’t have much in the way of chemistry. At least we got a spectacular main event last night, I guess.

I hope that this is the last time we see Travis Scott in a wrestling ring. That goes for Logan Paul too.

Didn't expect that!

The card for tonight's show will be:

WWE Women's World Title Triple Threat Match IYO SKY (c) vs. Rhea Ripley vs. Bianca Belair

Please let Iyo win, I like Rhea but her character is kind of worn out for me, and as much as I like Bianca, I like IYO more.

Singles Match Randy Orton vs. TBA

Unless it's some big surprise, quick and easy Randy gets the pin stuff.

WWE Women's Tag Team Title Match The Judgment Day (Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez) (c) vs. ??? & Lyra Valkyria

I don't know why Bayley was removed, but this is some bullshit if it's not for medical reasons. Anyway, some kind of miscommunication and we have new Champions maybe. The Bayley removal just throws me here.

Sin City Street Fight Drew McIntyre vs. Damian Priest

Barn Burner, beat him like a government mule, slobberknocker stuff here. Or I'm hoping. Both really need this win, Damian more than Drew, but I'm good with either winning if they deliver the goods here.

Singles Match AJ Styles vs. Logan Paul

Poor AJ, in his twilight and most likely putting over internet celebs because WWE wants likes. I'd go AJ, but WWE loves the online stuff with Paul.

WWE Intercontinental Title Fatal Four Way Match Bron Breakker (c) vs. Finn Balor vs. Penta vs. Dominik Mysterio

Not a big fan of multi-person matches for titles, but I'm hoping for Bron to retain into a longer Penta program. Dom and Finn are on their own collision course and I'm expecting that to continue or really break out here.

WWE Title / WWE Universal Title Match Cody Rhodes (c) vs. John Cena

John Cena's heel turn has sucked, The Rock has ninja vanished, and Cody Rhodes has been looking weak. Horrible. I'd like John Cena to win just to fuck with Ric, but I think they leave it on Cody because otherwise he is the chump.

Cena winning would make his retirement tour mean more though, who is going to beat John Cena for the WWE Championship or can he retire with it... just makes a more interesting story.

God I just watched AJ Styles count the lights for Logan Paul I want a refund on this PPV I pirated.

OH HOLY FUCK GUYS TRAVIS SCOTT IS HERE!

FUCK!

TRAVIS SCOTT!!

So anyway anyone want some nuggies? Dino shaped.

41?! My god. I have been enduring this long Hulkamania for too long.