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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Gotta check, every. fucking. time.

Ok, The Onion, …whew!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Seeing The Onion doesn’t really make me feel better anymore. This isn’t satire, it’s subtext.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The Onion realized you can't out-crazy reality

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Except he actually said he would run for a third term, and that he wasn't even joking about it.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My favourite recently was to refer to it as

THE TURD REICH

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not funny, Onion. Just telling the truth is for real newspapers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Tho it would be nice if the real newspapers said this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's already been a Third Reich, dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I always felt the Onion should have pivoted to actual news after the world jumped the shark. Seeing posts from them these days is just depressing...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

This isn't funny, it's way too real to be funny... You need to say outlandish things he would never say, not something he's probably going to say tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Begging The Onion to stop. Someone might read this to Trump and he’ll think it’s his idea (the best idea!) and run with it.