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The long con (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

To avoid permanently scarring him, make sure the last picture is a shot of him emerging from his mother's womb.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait I thought we wanted to avoid scarring

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That's why it's not C-section

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

"Omg mom is an alien too???"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Or a picture of his mother's womb being impregnated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This is great advice

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is it true? Am I Kal-El?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, and if you don't clean your room, I'm going to go get the kryptonite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which Kryptonite?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The pink one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think this is the plot of a movie called brightburn

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Yep! Exactly what I was trying to remember.