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[–] [email protected] 111 points 3 months ago (2 children)

he doesn't regret choice despite wife's ICE arrest

I think this says more about their relationship that it does about voting Trump

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It is certainly both. I can't imagine a trump supporter having a fully healthy relationship with a female partner

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't imagine a Trump supporter who is not mentally ill.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I have met some that I think are just mentally healthy idiots.

The guy in this article for example.

[–] kkj 4 points 3 months ago

It's peak Boomer. Anti-woke and wife bad.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hate gays and DEI so much you can take my wife.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 months ago (1 children)

give a man someone to feel superior to and you can take the shirt off his back

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Basically the motto of the south since the founding.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking hell. You really can only partially fault Melon Husk or Trumpeteer for this shit, I mean people seem to actively want to get exploited, hard.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

goes to fetlife and finds "exploit me daddy!" as one of the kinks

.....the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, and the mother of the girl who died from measles filmed an RFK anti-vaccine commercial where she says the other 4 of her children that got measles survived so it's not that scary.

They are no longer humans. They are programmed machines.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

The NPC meme was always projection.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope she knows this.

She could probably do better just amongst the available men in her detention center.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My guess is this is a dude who was convinced that “white American women are too sexual so you should find a tradwife in another country,” and I’m surprised there’s not more stories like this. But at the end of the day all the “I need a tradwife” dudes would rather get on their knees and swallow for trump, so here we are

Edit: turns out they met just through work, which makes this almost more shitty that this dude is so willing to buy into the fascism

[–] ddash 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

OK, I am all for outrage over the guy not having any remorse, buuuuuut:

In February, Muñoz and Bartell traveled to Puerto Rico to finally take their honeymoon, and upon returning to the U.S. mainland, immigration agents stopped Muñoz and asked whether she was an American citizen. When she explained that she wasn't but was in the process of obtaining a green card, they detained her.

They left the country without her having a green card at the moment? Am I reading this right? How would you think that is a wise idea? ~~And I am aware Puerto Rico is in a grey zone with US citizenship, she still seemed to need a Green card and knew that, so despite that you leave? Risky.~~

Edit: corrected something that I got wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Who fucking cares?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

His wife doesn’t deserve this, but he sure as fuck does. I hope she uses this as an opportunity to reconsider at least one choice.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

What absolute scrotal cancers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...you might be an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a lisp when typing Jeff's name?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Of course he doesn't, he's got TDS.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Of course he doesn't regret it. These people are inhuman cunts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Both are MAGA so this is LAMF moment too.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How does i get my wife arrest too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Off by one. Boomers kids are becoming grandparents now

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a Rodney Dangerfield skit in there

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather hear the George Carlin version.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I wish we still had him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Another illegal taken care of, how quickly we moved from gang members and rapists to some Maga guy's sex slave. It was almost like deporting criminals was just an excuse to deport checks notes anyone brown or who disagrees with full on fascism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

She will no longer want him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We call men like this meatheads.