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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

He literally voted for this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On a video call, her black curls hang askew. She wears a tan uniform, reflecting her lack of criminal record.

They're even dressed based on status...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if they have pink uniforms for the LGBT prisoners?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only in Arizona. (Though they were for everyone and thankfully Tent City was closed.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes that was pink uniforms and Bibles for all the men because sheriff Arpaio liked to shame prisoners and ask for citizenship papers from anyone that was guilty of being Hispanic in Arizona.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Damn that leopard must be bursting at the seams with faces at this point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Leopard fashion has moved away from belts to suspenders but elastic waistbands aren't far away.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This is the definition of leopards eating faces.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

He got what he voted for.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Overweight leopard dies after feasting for months straight! More at 7.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Oh, poor leopard.