this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?

[–] chatokun 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Triple the dose and he'll feel like his dad loved him.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You guys have retirement savings?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Enough to retire for about a week.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jebus, didn't realize the muskrat was so big, Fatputin isn't a small guy and he looks quite a bit smaller. So, guess he's a bigger piece of shit than I even knew!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

NSFW ish

Tap for spoiler

It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The poorly worn suits make so much more sense now

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why does he always stand like two people in a horse costume

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Did they photoshop his hands bigger?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

White House Press pack now have the opportunity to just grill who ever is at the podium next on questions comparing the Model X and then deaths related to Self Driving Incidents

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is Elon still the richest man in the world?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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