Welcome to TheSimpsons, a community for discussing everything related to America's non-prehistoric cartoon family, The Simpsons!
Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, basically every post starts with 'Guess the Episode', is that all this community is?"
To which I say you've got some attitude, mister.
But no, any Simpsons content is allowed in this community, although we do ask that you keep the shitposting over in [email protected].
These "Rules" aren't real, so if you think of something clever, do that instead.
I think that a person who exists simultaneously in the past, present and future is more than competent enough to draw a perfect circle on his forehead.
Man I wish I knew enough about editing to put dickbutt here
Or a bean
I have measured out my life in coffee spoons
I don't know, I think I'd rather go to a dinner party than a luncheon. I went to a luncheon once where the host purchased fast food and tried to disguise it as his own cooking. It did not end well.
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
I know dignity when I see it!
Im not borrowing a feeling from you, you’re borrowing a feeling from me!
